Sunday, 17 March 2013

Top 5 high heels

It's still pretty cold and miserable in the UK at the moment, and even though there was thick snow just one week ago it is March, and that means it must be getting warmer soon! To cheer myself up I have been visualizing high heel shoes. Not that practical with ice, but I keep telling myself the heel has properties much like a pick axe, where it digs into the ice and makes it safer to walk. This almost certainly is not true, but it sounded almost rational for a minute, and I'm running with that minute. So here are the top 5 pair of heels I am currently dreaming of:

No.1 The Unique Heel
These hand-painted monarch butterfly shoes from ocdCollection at Etsy are not cheap at £133, but unique and high-quality comes at a worthwhile price!
 No.2 The Work Heel
Irregular Choice is well known for their quirky style, exemplifying their brand name in each creation. These  measuring tape heels available at Schuh for £65 are just the thing for work shoes with a twist.
No.3 Retro Friday Night Heel
Not to everyone's taste but these Iron Fist wedges available at Shuh for only  £29.99  are both affordable and brilliant paired with an outfit that might otherwise be a little too tame. These shoes make a real statement and leopard/retro tattoo motif work surprisingly well together.
No.4 The Out of This World Heel
Another Etsy find, these galaxy heels are from ohtabbycatz and cost £75. They are hand-painted and would be an ideal match with a nice pair of skinny jeans or leggings on slightly more casual evenings out. 
No.5 The Wild Card
An amazing feat of shoe engineering, these Julian Hakes conceptions are called Mojito's, and  we'll never say no to a mojito. They are £155, but think of them as an investment in a conversation piece.

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Buzzword Generator

Back in the infancy of computers in the late 1960s, a rather intelligent US Public Health Service official came up with what was then called the Systematic Buzz Phrase Projector, but is now generally referred to as the Buzzword Generator.

This caught on like wildfire, partly because it was published in Newsweek magazine, and partly because both in concept and execution, it is amazing. It basically allows anyone to create a terminologically brilliant set of words that describe pretty much nothing, but sound very important. If you were to receive a report with them in, you would definitely smile, nod, and make a mental note to immediately check online then delete your history so nobody would ever find out you didn't know what they meant.

The aim of the game is to choose any 3 numbers, find the corresponding words, and chuck them in your document. Though as it has been around for nearly 50 years you will probably not get away with it as easily as the elated office workers that first discovered it much to their bosses dismayed confusion.

So have fun, and I hope both your synchronized logistical hardware and your parallel organizational concept continue to run successfully.

Column 1
Column 2
Column 3
0. integrated
0. management
0. options
1. total
1. organizational
1. flexibility
2. systematized
2. monitored
2. capability
3. parallel
3. reciprocal
3. mobility
4. functional
4. digital
4. programming
5. responsive
5. logistical
5. concept
6. optional
6. transitional
6. time-phase
7. synchronized
7. incremental
7. projection
8. compatible
8. third-generation
8. hardware
9. balanced
9. policy
9. contingency


Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Some more for the bucket list!

With the influx of chilly weather and precipitous white stuff  I will forgive you if my previous suggestions of 'imagine it is warmer' have failed to thaw you out. So instead I would like to offer these photos and suggest they be added to the bucket list. Hopefully this will generate thought, which will in turn produce heat as the neural cogs will create friction. Please be aware that too much thought may produce a fire, so have a fire blanket on hand. Or perhaps just a regular blanket, which will invalidate the need for the whole hot thought process in the first place, leaving you with just a series of photos that are nice to look at.
The Fountain of Wealth, the world's largest fountain, Singapore

Grand Palace, Bangkok, Thailand

Angkor Thom, Siem Reap, Cambodia

Valentines Translation Code


This time of year reminds all of us singletons of that very fact. It’s the run up to Valentines Day, and there are bright red glittery cards filled with smushy sentiments, and big teddy bears that apparently accurately embody how much you care for your partner, everywhere.


There is no hiding from the big disgusting loveathon, and if you are single, it is rubbish. The most sensible thing to do is get a load of similarly single friends round, and relish the fact you don’t have to worry about all the things a partner would nag about, like drinking too much, eating garlic bread, or not immediately clearing up afterwards.
Others of us opt for a different reaction, and that is to look for love in the two ways that don’t involve having to actually talk to people face-to-face: Online dating, or posting/replying to a lonely hearts advert in the paper.



So here is what I call ‘The Cynics Guide’ to sifting through profiles and adverts, and doubles as how your words might be interpreted if you have chosen any of these:



The Cynics Guide to Romantic Advertisement


Solvent = The bailiffs haven’t been round for a while and I suspect they may have forgotten about me.

GSOH = I think I’m hilarious, others tend to disagree.

Likes romantic strolls and cosy nights in = I will say anything to get you into bed.

Looking for no strings attached fun = I have a wife/husband.

Discretion assured = And I’m not fussy if you have a wife/husband.

I love cats = I put people off with my love of cats.

Very good looking = Arrogant.

6ft and fun = Appearance not worth mentioning.

Peitite = You will have trouble seeing me.

Mature = Old.

Broadminded = Bondage.

Curvy = Overweight.

Eager to please = Am used to being treated badly, please continue to do so.

Age/looks unimportant = Not fussy.

Tactile = I make my work colleagues uncomfortable by having no concept of personal space.

Looking for LTR (Long Term Relationship) = Clingy.

Looking for friendship, maybe more = Very cautious, have been hurt before.

2 Children = You will never come first, and I’m very busy.

Honest/reliable = More used to writing ads for cars than self

Likes collecting unusual items = Archaeologist/Antique dealer/Serial killer.

Outgoing = Parties hard, probably prefers alcohol to people.

Loving, but a bit of a dreamer = Not very smart

Seeks sensitive male = Unrealistic

Seeks warm, caring female = Would like someone to cook my dinners and wash my clothes.

Seeks a woman with no hang-ups = Never keeps a woman for obvious tact related reasons.

ACA (All Correspondence Answered) = Desperate and have a lot of spare time.

New Year Resolutions: help or hinder?


Making New Year resolutions is not a new phenomena, it is a tradition steeped in history, and thought generally to date back to around 62BC-ish in Rome.

The resolutions tended to be a little more conscientious and moral than they are today, issuing wishes of good will and the like.

With the adoption of Christianity by the Roman Empire in the 4th Century things took a decided turn towards abstaining and religious worship, and so prayer and fasting became the dominant theme.

Many people today still participate in this sort of New Year resolution, but with the increasing secularisation of many countries it is a much less dominant theme, as anyone who has ever asked their female work colleague what they will be giving up (horrible men, Ben and Jerry's, and red wine on a weeknight mostly), will know.

For the most part nowadays, we either give up: chocolate, crisps, alcohol, men/women, complaining, using the car when we could walk.
                     
                                                             or

We vow to start: doing more exercise, going to see granma more often (she isn't getting any younger), joining more clubs, reading more books, saying 'Hi' to that nice attractive security man on the front desk at work, learning a new language, cooking rather than eating ready meals... the list goes on and on.

Here are some cups of tea and ice cream to steady your nerves at the prospect of having to do any of those.


I can't help you with most of these attempts, but relish in the fact that if you have chosen to succumb to the pressure of creating new year resolutions, they tend not to last long and you are not alone. 

Here is my advice for successful resolutions:
1) Don't tell anybody them, write them down, put them somewhere you will see them, and quietly try and complete them because a) if you don't manage it, no one will mock you, and b) Imagine the look on your friends face when you drop into conversation a couple months on that you've been learning Spanish for the last 8 weeks and can now translate the menu in that little tapas bar you have both been longing to go to but were too scared about what the dishes contained and too self-conscious to ask the waiter.
2) Choose things that are possible, and more than that, likely to be done. Success is a very big incentive to continue!
3) Give yourself a reasonable amount of time to complete them, otherwise you will give up at the sheer thought of trying to lose 10lbs in 5 days, let alone the actual attempt.

If exercise is your aim, here are two ideas for you:

1) Take up piloxing, it burns 700 calories an hour, so even if you go to one class, you will have burnt off more than if your foray into New Year resolution exercise had been running or yoga, and will have definitely earnt the recovery kitkat.

What is piloxing?

It's the new American sports craze, attracting famous followers everywhere it goes, hitting a gym near you, bringing with it its mantra 'sleek, sexy, and powerful'.

As the name suggests, piloxing is a combination of pilates and boxing. It originated in the United States, created by fitness guru Viveca Jensen, before quickly catching on and makings its transatlantic journey to the UK.

The fast paced exercise consists of interval training to blitz fat, improve posture, gain better spatial awareness, and work your inner core. Aimed at women, and with no age limit but the simple warning "not for the faint hearted".

2)Everyone is talking about the '4 minute miracle' that is the Tabata workout. Consisting of 4 minutes exercise a day it sounds like the lazy resolution keepers dream. A recent study has shown doing these 4 minutes a day is more beneficial than 60 minutes of aerobic work out.

It is a Japanese exercise regime, developed back in the 70's for Japanese Olympians, it requires those undertaking the craze to choose a cardio activitiy eg squats, skipping, etc, and put as much effort into it as possible for 20 seconds, then allow yourself a 10 second recuperation break before repeating the whole thing 7 times over.

Promising a leaner physique, and at only 4 minutes a day, it certainly makes keeping the resolution that bit easier, though i suspect a piece of cake may be in order to recover.
Who knows, maybe the resolutions will lead to some permanent changes. Like choosing cake AND fruit, not just the cake. Small steps!

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Warm photos to beat the winter chill

This weeks photographs are from Australia, aimed to warm you up with some imagination of sunnier climes. Sit and look at these for a few minutes and you are guaranteed to feel at least 3 degrees warmer. That isn't completely true, but never underestimate the power of your subconscious. Certainly worth a try (turning the heating on at the same time, or adding an extra jumper, will be sure to help). Today being the 1st December means the first chocolate of the advent calender (you are never too old) and it it now only 24 days until Christmas! If this is not enough to cheer you out of the chill, just think of cheap January breaks in the sun!
Nature's Window, Kalbarri National Park, Western Australia

Near Coral Bay, Western Australia

Tropic of Capricorn, Western Australia

Friday, 30 November 2012

Uggs are out


Uggs are so last year! With the rain and cold setting in, us Brits must ensure we have good grip in these slippy times, and boots are the answer. Why not mix it up, and splash out on one of these pairs of boots, it certainly makes a change from the sea of water-absorbent shoes usually noticeable this time of year.





These suede combat boots by Kickers are sure to give good grip this icy season, and at £39.99, they don't break the bank. Available at TK Maxx.
For those days when it rains, it pours, why not ensure you retain atleast dry feet if you can control nothing else. These  Freedon Unique wellington boots have a bird print on and are from Wedge Welly. They are available at Debenhams for £40
Image 1 of Vivienne Westwood for Melissa Protection Bow Heeled Cowboy Boots
These Vivienne Westwood For Mellissa cute blue boots with  bow and small heel are available at ASOS for £150.  
Dr Martens 1460 W Boot
Why not go back to the basics and invest in some sturdy Dr Martens, these soft leather purple shimmer boots are £110 on their website, and due to their durability are easily a worthwhile buy
These Star Lily biker boots by CJG are available at Topshop for £165, with antique rose gold studding and natural colouring they match most colours.